Monday, September 6, 2010

Mini Golf - Part Deux

We went miniature golfing again today...Any guesses on who won? That's right...he won. Again. Let's tally the number of games won by me vs. him over the last 12 years....

Me - 1
Him - 1, 797

Something is very wrong here in paradise...

And today...today...I dressed in black (photo above is from our first game when I brought home a respectable score), picked out a black golf ball, and a black putter...And then I made my family refer to me as...

The Intimidator

Right...turns out the only one who was intimidated was my golf ball...who seemed to be terrified of the tiny plastic cup at the end of each putting green. That has to be the reason I was unable to get no less than five strokes for nearly every single hole. I played so badly today that I was nearly beaten by our four year old, who managed a hole in one. Yes...four years old...a hole in one. Child must take after his Father...

I'm breaking up with both of them and moving to a lush golf course where I'll spend my days sipping iced tea while trying to improve my golf scores and putting abilities...