Monday, May 31, 2010

How to Build a Chicken Coup

Step One: Remove carpet from yard.

I know, you're asking yourself, "why do those people have carpet buried in their backyard?" Well let's consider some possible scenarios...

1) "Hey, honey! Let's put an addition on the back of our barn...we'll start with the carpet!"

2) An experiment with indoor/outdoor carpet that went horribly wrong.

3) Green shag carpeting is cheaper than astroturf.

4) A great way to kill weeds!

5) All of the above

Think you know the answer?

The truth is, as we understand from the folks that built our house, it's less expensive to bury carpet in your backyard (and hey, it might help kill the weeds too!) then it is to throw it out. See here in the backwoods of New England, you have to pay money to the town to throw out certain items (and you can only throw out those items once a year). I thought I paid taxes so someone else would not only throw out my trash but also pick up whatever I throw out. Turns out that only happens in NY, if you've got the right connections...

Here's the pile of carpet we (notice how I included myself in this sentence) unearthed from the chicken coup area. You know what's scary...There's more carpet, a lot more carpet, buried in our backyard. At this point, we're not going to dig it up...Turns out carpet doesn't really kill weeds but it provides a lovely walking experience when one is outside minus shoes.
My husband...he's a hard worker and he worked on the chicken coup from 8am 'til dinner time. And I was right there in the trenches with him. Digging up carpet, cutting wood, using a hammer and nails...

Reading a book on my iPod...But I was reading right there in the direct sun...Without sunscreen!!Talk about dangerous...



Starting the chicken coup was hard work but someone had to do it....Good thing my husband married such a hard worker, who is so willing to jump right into any manual labor task!!

PS - I should note that we actually know the folks who built our house and they're lovely people...even if they did bury carpet in the backyard.

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Here's How it Started...

I'm from New York (not originally but I'll never tell you otherwise)...

Just a few years ago I had what many would call 'big' hair...(it worked in NY)

From the time I was 19 until I was 31, I worked at the same company...

And then...I moved to Massachusetts....

I met my husband while out to lunch with friends from work (his brother was one of my friends...heck, he still is a friend)...

We got married five months later...

And then...We moved to New Hampshire...

We had two children...

We got eight chickens...

And I don't know anything about chickens...well except for what I learned while watching Looney Tune cartoons as a child. Remember Foghorn Leghorn, the chicken hawk? Priceless people, priceless...

I mentioned to my husband the other night, as we discussed just how in the world we were going to house eight chickens, that I was surprised chickens didn't sleep in their nests. Turns out they sleep in roosts and only lay eggs in their nests. WHAT??!! "That's not possible", I said. "The chickens in the Foghorn cartoons always slept in their nests..."

That, my friends, sums up how much I know about chickens...

This is a blog to document our adventures in owning chickens, planting a vegetable garden, living in what I consider the woods of New Hampshire (ok, the main highway is only 10 minutes away but it takes me a half hour to get to the mall!!), and the transformation of my hair into something short, straight, and oh so New England.